game reviews

by rey

this game bit me

sakurai added a butt jiggle feature for kirby when he becomes invincable in simplotonic turms a butt breaking experience sakurai and his papa, jogramat sakurai, would love and add in the real world. this game made butt jiggling.

in 1991 miya"moto" made all by himself link to the past, combined with the four swords game and miyamoron sleeped his way threw procreation while miyaloco was smashing pots onto miyamoto who was kidnapping linus to marry him and change linus's name to linus minus miyamoto. miyamoto's fascination with linus is unclear but a theory created by yuji horii and these are his words:"miyamoto wanted to prob gain access to the dream journal" personally its kinda fucked up the HORNII guy would think miyamoretoes would choose linus instead of max because max is the good guy i believe miyamoto was just trying to stop linus

i got stuck in threed, this is my second favorio game